Idiot guide for guys on girls...
Guys Idiot Guide on...Girls/Dates
Ok Over the years my friends have taken me to the movies with them to "get to know" these guy friends or to help them out if they're like having some sort of crisis and yes of course sometimes the guy their meeting is also one of MY friends as well...and of course I mock them when it comes to this...
PLACE: Movies
TIME: usually night time
SISTUATION: Ok as the movie is going on the girl is usually just waiting for the guy to make a move and of course they don't seem to get this...so they wait...and wait ...and you;ll never guess this STILL waiting...so this begins to REALLY aggravate me...here I'll show u some scenarios:
#1 Anonymous person T goes to the movies to meet anonymous person lets say J and see J likes T and T liked J so during the movie J wanted to put his arm around her u know to make a move but he was afraid that T would turn him down...SO OF COURSE this is when the friends pop in to encourage this now anonymous E was tired of just waiting so she told T just to make a move on him...then they stared at each other and started to laugh...so then anonymous friend C had to talk J into FINALLY making a move...by the time this was all done and J had FINALLY made his move the movie was almost done...tisk tisk J not smooth not smooth at all...
#2 Anonymous person E goes to the movies with her friend anonymous person T and T brings her friend CY...now E liked CY...now during the movie CY was trying to make a move on E but of course something held CY back now what was it u ask? Well it could have been:
A- nerves
B-afraid of being turned down
C-has NO idea what he is doing
As the movie continues CY starts to make his move...go old boy...he does the classic yawn move...his arm extend and now he is half way there but what this his arm STOPS half way there...now this is interesting. Now imagine a guy who has his arm just randomly in the air half way in the middle of the back of a seat in the movie theater...and his arm is just staying there a couple minutes past and its STILL there...now T is getting frustrated...so she grabs CY's arm from the air and pulls it around E's shoulders who I can say is laughing...and can we blame her?...Tisk...Not a James Bond move CY
#3 Now the last scenario...Anonymous C and anonymous T were a couple....now they decided to go to a movie and T wanted to bring her friend E along (probably incase they needed a comic relief) now E was friends with both C and T so it was no problem...as the movie started everyone just sat there...C made absolutely no move on T...and now it was half way through the movie and still NOTHING from C...soon E asked T why he hadnt done anything...and that why was he just sitting there? T didnt know why either...soon E was getting annoyed and was trying to talk to C to tell him to get a move on but yet C was slow and didnt get this concept soon it hit him and he put his arm around T who was laughing because in order for E to actually TALK to C she had to talk over T so basically she could hear the whole thing...tisk tisk...Not a smooth move Romeo...
All right...now it would be smart to avoid EVER doing ANY of the scenarios above because:
1-its annoying
2-its annoying to the people around you
3-it makes you look stupid
Remember the point of these is to get to know someone...NOT to turn all boy next door shy....
***TIPS***
~ NEVER ask a girl if u can kiss her, its wimpy not considerate. Just go for it....confidence is hot-Anonymous T
~Wear cologne...girls love it -Anonymous E
~ Don't use the moves that that did in the old 50's shows. Why you ask? Because 1, it's been used over 400 million times on 400 million different girls, and every single one of them thought it was a turn off. 2, it's incredibly corny, and it's incredibly fake. Cheesiness is not the way to win a girls heart. And finally 3. Just..no.-Anonymous CA
~ Don't use corny pick up lines. If you say something like "Are you a broom? Cause you swept me off my feet.." People MIGHT take this as an insult, for a broom is a dirty household cleaning appliance. Insult is another way NOT to win a girls heart.- Anonymous CA
~ don't bring all your buddies along when you're planning to "get some". One reason being that no girl wants to do ANYTHING with you with people all around them. I mean, who wants to have a huge crowd watching them make out? Not me at least. And your friends make you really idiotic, which turns girls off totally. They just make you obnoxious. So just don't bring them unless they have a girlfriend too.- Anonymous CA
~If your on like a double date with your friend and her friend then dont just talk to your friend and act stupid...tell me how is that suppose to capture a girls heart? NEWS FLASH it doesnt.. - Anonymous E
by: Tricia
C'mon guyz admit it...uve been waiting for something like this. So enjoy, read carefully, and learn something. Who knos...this advice just might help you to win over that special girl of yours.
#1 ALWAYS be yourself. Its best that she likes you for who you are, not who she wants you to be.
#2 DONT be cocky, it makes you look self absorbed. Timidness or self-disdain can be annoyin to tho. Just...be confident!
#3 If you dont already...find yourself a good calogne...girls love it! BO is DEF not the smell of romance...
#4 Corny pick-up lines usually dont work. Be straight forward and most usually she'll respond.
#5 When asking a girl out make it special...be romantic! Ask her while u both are sitting under the stars, etc. Good setting will get u better chances of a yes! DONT do it online or on the fone...in person is the best way to go.
#6 When you want to kiss a girl...be romantic...refer to the above^. Dont ask a girl to kiss her...just go for it...yea its risky...but u never kno til you try? Also a good kisser is always a definite plus with girls.
#7 Girls like to feel special. Compliment her or flirt (learn how to do it well...) Also, holding her around the waist or giving her ur sweater to wear or putting ur arm around her works
#8 If you want to put ur arm around her...like Nike says JUST DO IT. No corny yawning moves or slow aproaches....not only are they cheesy...but u could end up poking the person next to ur girl in the eye...eeessshhhh
#9 DANCE! Girls love a guy who can dance. Good at grinding or swing dancing....as long as you can sweep her off her feet! Otherwise if u dont...we will...and with OTHER guys...lots of em!
#10 IN NO WAY is it okay to burp, fart, or scratch in the presense of a girl...its not funny...its just gross.
#11 In the question of boxers vs. breifs...every girl has their preference...but my advice is boxers. No one wants to think of tighty whiteys *shudder*
# 12 Don't slap a girl's butt unless you KNOW ABSOLUTELY for sure shes okay with it....or else u could get a slap back....and it WILL hurt. Plus u've got ur own butt...
#13 Outside appearance isn't all its cracked up to be. Show us some good humor or a sweetie on the inside we'll melt like THAT
#14 Dont label. Dont call her a prep or call urself a punk...real people dont need labels.
#15 Try not to send the wrong signals. Girls like to be chased by guys who are interested in them. Don't ignore them...how will they ever know u like them!
#16 Never make "getting some" the purpose of a date....its selfish and u'll end up sadly alone
#17 Act your age, not your shoe size...unless your shoe size is like a size 13 and you're 14...well...u get what I mean.
#18 Most girls are all about balance. We like to have fun but we know when to buckle down. Guyz who are too serious can be too boring...but guyz who are always hyper can get annoying.
#19 Be sincere and honest..you can do no better! After all you have to give respect to get respect.
#20 (for the already hooked up) When ur lost and don't know what to get ur girl...major tip...stuffed animals + girls = good thing
#21 If you wish to live...NEVER under any circumstances make fun of what a girl wears or call her anorexic if she doesn't eat.
#22 For those dim ones out there...there is a time during the month when we're um...not ourselves. STAY AWAY far far away...
#23 NEVER screw a girl over...especially if she has an older brother or protective guy friend...you will be killed
#24 Musicians as in guitarists/bassist/drummers =hott
Confident guyz= hott Cocky guyz= ewwww
#25 If you can't dance at least try. "I can't dance" makes someone think you just don't want to dance with them....the fact that you try earns you pts...plus if ur THAT bad you'll make us laugh...another plus
#26 Girls' houses are NOT ur 24 hr restaurant so dont treat them as such...yea the way to a guyz heart is through his stomach...but the way to a girl's heart is NOT through her kitchen!
